THE SELF LIBERATOR'S DIGEST

VOLUME TEN


Become who you are; There are no guarantees.
Disobedience is the greatest taboo.
Followers create leaders.
Change is the only Constant.
You who are reading this will die.
Disillusionment is basically a sign of Intelligence.
You shall know the truths, and the truths shall set you free.
Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.
Doubt, and find your own light.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL

By Oscar Wilde

I

1   He did not wear his scarlet coat,
2       For blood and wine are red,
3   And blood and wine were on his hands
4       When they found him with the dead,
5   The poor dead woman whom he loved,
6       And murdered in her bed.

7   He walked amongst the Trial Men
8       In a suit of shabby gray;
9   A cricket cap was on his head,
10     And his step seemed light and gay;
11 But I never saw a man who looked
12     So wistfully at the day.

13 I never saw a man who looked
14     With such a wistful eye
15 Upon that little tent of blue
16     Which prisoners call the sky,
17 And at every drifting cloud that went
18     With sails of silver by.

19 I walked, with other souls in pain,
20     Within another ring,
21 And was wondering if the man had done
22     A great or little thing,
23 When a voice behind me whispered low,
24     "That fellow's got to swing."

25 Dear Christ! the very prison walls
26     Suddenly seemed to reel,
27 And the sky above my head became
28     Like a casque of scorching steel;
29 And, though I was a soul in pain,
30     My pain I could not feel.

31 I only knew what hunted thought
32     Quickened his step, and why
33 He looked upon the garish day
34     With such a wistful eye;
35 The man had killed the thing he loved,
36     And so he had to die.

37 Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
38     By each let this be heard,
39 Some do it with a bitter look,
40     Some with a flattering word,
41 The coward does it with a kiss,
42     The brave man with a sword!

43 Some kill their love when they are young,
44     And some when they are old;
45 Some strangle with the hands of Lust,
46     Some with the hands of Gold:
47 The kindest use a knife, because
48     The dead so soon grow cold.

49 Some love too little, some too long,
50     Some sell, and others buy;
51 Some do the deed with many tears,
52     And some without a sigh:
53 For each man kills the thing he loves,
54     Yet each man does not die.

55 He does not die a death of shame
56     On a day of dark disgrace,
57 Nor have a noose about his neck,
58     Nor a cloth upon his face,
59 Nor drop feet foremost through the floor
60     Into an empty space.

61 He does not sit with silent men
62     Who watch him night and day;
63 Who watch him when he tries to weep,
64     And when he tries to pray;
65 Who watch him lest himself should rob
66     The prison of its prey.

67 He does not wake at dawn to see
68     Dread figures throng his room,
69 The shivering Chaplain robed in white,
70     The Sheriff stern with gloom,
71 And the Governor all in shiny black,
72     With the yellow face of Doom.

73 He does not rise in piteous haste
74     To put on convict-clothes,
75 While some coarse-mouthed Doctor gloats, and notes
76     Each new and nerve-twitched pose,
77 Fingering a watch whose little ticks
78     Are like horrible hammer-blows.

79 He does not know that sickening thirst
80     That sands one's throat, before
81 The hangman with his gardener's gloves
82     Slips through the padded door,
83 And binds one with three leathern thongs,
84 That the throat may thirst no more.

85 He does not bend his head to hear
86     The Burial Office read,
87 Nor while the terror of his soul
88     Tells him he is not dead,
89 Cross his own coffin, as he moves
90     Into the hideous shed.

91 He does not stare upon the air
92     Through a little roof of glass:
93 He does not pray with lips of clay
94     For his agony to pass;
95 Nor feel upon his shuddering cheek
96     The kiss of Caiaphas.

II

1   Six weeks the guardsman walked the yard,
2       In the suit of shabby gray:
3   His cricket cap was on his head,
4       And his step seemed light and gay,
5   But I never saw a man who looked
6       So wistfully at the day.

7   I never saw a man who looked
8       With such a wistful eye
9   Upon that little tent of blue
10     Which prisoners call the sky,
11 And at every wandering cloud that trailed
12     Its ravelled fleeces by.

13 He did not wring his hands, as do
14     Those witless men who dare
15 To try to rear the changeling Hope
16     In the cave of black Despair:
17 He only looked upon the sun,
18     And drank the morning air.

19 He did not wring his hands nor weep,
20     Nor did he peek or pine,
21 But he drank the air as though it held
22     Some healthful anodyne;
23 With open mouth he drank the sun
24     As though it had been wine!

25 And I and all the souls in pain,
26     Who tramped the other ring,
27 Forgot if we ourselves had done
28     A great or little thing,
29 And watched with gaze of dull amaze
30     The man who had to swing.

31 For strange it was to see him pass
32     With a step so light and gay,
33 And strange it was to see him look
34     So wistfully at the day,
35 And strange it was to think that he
36     Had such a debt to pay.

37 For oak and elm have pleasant leaves
38     That in the spring-time shoot:
39 But grim to see is the gallows-tree,
40     With its alder-bitten root,
41 And, green or dry, a man must die
42     Before it bears its fruit!

43 The loftiest place is that seat of grace
44     For which all worldlings try:
45 But who would stand in hempen band
46     Upon a scaffold high,
47 And through a murderer's collar take
48     His last look at the sky?

49 It is sweet to dance to violins
50     When Love and Life are fair:
51 To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes
52     Is delicate and rare:
53 But it is not sweet with nimble feet
54     To dance upon the air!

55 So with curious eyes and sick surmise
56     We watched him day by day,
57 And wondered if each one of us
58     Would end the self-same way,
59 For none can tell to what red Hell
60     His sightless soul may stray.

61 At last the dead man walked no more
62     Amongst the Trial Men,
63 And I knew that he was standing up
64     In the black dock's dreadful pen,
65 And that never would I see his face
66     In God's sweet world again.

67 Like two doomed ships that pass in storm
68     We had crossed each other's way:
69 But we made no sign, we said no word,
70     We had no word to say;
71 For we did not meet in the holy night,
72     But in the shameful day.

73 A prison wall was round us both,
74     Two outcast men we were:
75 The world had thrust us from its heart,
76     And God from out His care:
77 And the iron gin that waits for Sin
78     Had caught us in its snare.

III

1   In Debtors' Yard the stones are hard,
2       And the dripping wall is high,
3   So it was there he took the air
4       Beneath the leaden sky,
5   And by each side a Warder walked,
6       For fear the man might die.

7   Or else he sat with those who watched
8       His anguish night and day;
9   Who watched him when he rose to weep,
10     And when he crouched to pray;
11 Who watched him lest himself should rob
12     Their scaffold of its prey.

13 The Governor was strong upon
14     The Regulations Act:
15 The Doctor said that Death was but
16     A scientific fact:
17 And twice a day the Chaplain called,
18     And left a little tract.

19 And twice a day he smoked his pipe,
20     And drank his quart of beer:
21 His soul was resolute, and held
22     No hiding-place for fear;
23 He often said that he was glad
24     The hangman's hands were near.

25 But why he said so strange a thing
26     No Warder dared to ask:
27 For he to whom a watcher's doom
28     Is given as his task,
29 Must set a lock upon his lips,
30     And make his face a mask.

31 Or else he might be moved, and try
32     To comfort or console:
33 And what should Human Pity do
34     Pent up in Murderer's Hole?
35 What word of grace in such a place
36     Could help a brother's soul?

37 With slouch and swing around the ring
38     We trod the Fools' Parade!
39 We did not care: we knew we were
40     The Devil's Own Brigade:
41 And shaven head and feet of lead
42     Make a merry masquerade.

43 We tore the tarry rope to shreds
44     With blunt and bleeding nails;
45 We rubbed the doors, and scrubbed the floors,
46     And cleaned the shining rails:
47 And, rank by rank, we soaped the plank,
48     And clattered with the pails.

49 We sewed the sacks, we broke the stones,
50     We turned the dusty drill:
51 We banged the tins, and bawled the hymns,
52     And sweated on the mill:
53 But in the heart of every man
54     Terror was lying still.

55 So still it lay that every day
56     Crawled like a weed-clogged wave:
57 And we forgot the bitter lot
58     That waits for fool and knave,
59 Till once, as we tramped in from work,
60     We passed an open grave.

61 With yawning mouth the yellow hole
62     Gaped for a living thing;
63 The very mud cried out for blood
64     To the thirsty asphalte ring:
65 And we knew that ere one dawn grew fair
66     Some prisoner had to swing.

67 Right in we went, with soul intent
68     On Death and Dread and Doom:
69 The hangman, with his little bag,
70     Went shuffling through the gloom:
71 And each man trembled as he crept
72     Into his numbered tomb.

73 That night the empty corridors
74     Were full of forms of Fear,
75 And up and down the iron town
76     Stole feet we could not hear,
77 And through the bars that hide the stars
78     White faces seemed to peer.

79 He lay as one who lies and dreams
80     In a pleasant meadow-land,
81 The watchers watched him as he slept,
82     And could not understand
83 How one could sleep so sweet a sleep
84     With a hangman close at hand.

85 But there is no sleep when men must weep
86     Who never yet have wept:
87 So we--the fool, the fraud, the knave--
88     That endless vigil kept,
89 And through each brain on hands of pain
90     Another's terror crept.

91 Alas! it is a fearful thing
92     To feel another's guilt!
93 For, right within, the sword of Sin
94     Pierced to its poisoned hilt,
95 And as molten lead were the tears we shed
96     For the blood we had not spilt.

97 The Warders with their shoes of felt
98     Crept by each padlocked door,
99 And peeped and saw, with eyes of awe,
100     Gray figures on the floor,
101 And wondered why men knelt to pray
102     Who never prayed before.

103 All through the night we knelt and prayed,
104     Mad mourners of a corse!
105 The troubled plumes of midnight were
106     The plumes upon a hearse:
107 And bitter wine upon a sponge
108     Was the savour of Remorse.

109 The gray cock crew, the red cock crew,
110     But never came the day:
111 And crooked shapes of Terror crouched,
112     In the corners where we lay:
113 And each evil sprite that walks by night
114     Before us seemed to play.

115 They glided past, they glided fast,
116     Like travellers through a mist:
117 They mocked the moon in a rigadoon
118     Of delicate turn and twist,
119 And with formal pace and loathsome grace
120     The phantoms kept their tryst.

121 With mop and mow, we saw them go,
122     Slim shadows hand in hand:
123 About, about, in ghostly rout
124     They trod a saraband:
125 And damned grotesques made arabesques,
126     Like the wind upon the sand!

127 With the pirouettes of marionettes,
128     They tripped on pointed tread:
129 But with flutes of Fear they filled the ear,
130     As their grisly masque they led,
131 And loud they sang, and long they sang,
132     For they sang to wake the dead.

133 "Oho!" they cried, "the world is wide,
134     But fettered limbs go lame!
135 And once, or twice, to throw the dice
136     Is a gentlemanly game,
137 But he does not win who plays with Sin
138     In the Secret House of Shame."

139 No things of air these antics were,
140     That frolicked with such glee:
141 To men whose lives were held in gyves,
142     And whose feet might not go free,
143 Ah! wounds of Christ! they were living things,
144     Most terrible to see.

145 Around, around, they waltzed and wound;
146     Some wheeled in smirking pairs;
147 With the mincing step of a demirep
148     Some sidled up the stairs:
149 And with subtle sneer, and fawning leer,
150     Each helped us at our prayers.

151 The morning wind began to moan,
152     But still the night went on:
153 Through its giant loom the web of gloom
154     Crept till each thread was spun:
155 And, as we prayed, we grew afraid
156     Of the Justice of the Sun.

157 The moaning wind went wandering round
158     The weeping prison-wall:
159 Till like a wheel of turning steel
160     We felt the minutes crawl:
161 O moaning wind! what had we done
162     To have such a seneschal?

163 At last I saw the shadowed bars,
164     Like a lattice wrought in lead,
165 Move right across the whitewashed wall
166     That faced my three-plank bed,
167 And I knew that somewhere in the world
168     God's dreadful dawn was red.

169 At six o'clock we cleaned our cells,
170     At seven all was still,
171 But the sough and swing of a mighty wing
172     The prison seemed to fill,
173 For the Lord of Death with icy breath
174     Had entered in to kill.

175 He did not pass in purple pomp,
176     Nor ride a moon-white steed.
177 Three yards of cord and a sliding board
178     Are all the gallows' need:
179 So with rope of shame the Herald came
180     To do the secret deed.

181 We were as men who through a fen
182     Of filthy darkness grope:
183 We did not dare to breathe a prayer,
184     Or to give our anguish scope:
185 Something was dead in each of us,
186     And what was dead was Hope.

187 For Man's grim Justice goes its way
188     And will not swerve aside:
189 It slays the weak, it slays the strong,
190     It has a deadly stride:
191 With iron heel it slays the strong,
192     The monstrous parricide!

193 We waited for the stroke of eight:
194     Each tongue was thick with thirst:
195 For the stroke of eight is the stroke of Fate
196     That makes a man accursed,
197 And Fate will use a running noose
198     For the best man and the worst.

199 We had no other thing to do,
200     Save to wait for the sign to come:
201 So, like things of stone in a valley lone,
202     Quiet we sat and dumb:
203 But each man's heart beat thick and quick,
204     Like a madman on a drum!

205 With sudden shock the prison-clock
206     Smote on the shivering air,
207 And from all the gaol rose up a wail
208     Of impotent despair,
209 Like the sound the frightened marshes hear
210     From some leper in his lair.

211 And as one sees most fearful things
212     In the crystal of a dream,
213 We saw the greasy hempen rope
214     Hooked to the blackened beam,
215 And heard the prayer the hangman's snare
216     Strangled into a scream.

217 And all the woe that moved him so
218     That he gave that bitter cry,
219 And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats,
220     None knew so well as I:
221 For he who lives more lives than one
222     More deaths than one must die.

IV

1   There is no chapel on the day
2       On which they hang a man:
3   The Chaplain's heart is far too sick,
4       Or his face is far too wan,
5   Or there is that written in his eyes
6       Which none should look upon.

7   So they kept us close till nigh on noon,
8       And then they rang the bell,
9   And the Warders with their jingling keys
10     Opened each listening cell,
11 And down the iron stair we tramped,
12     Each from his separate Hell.

13 Out into God's sweet air we went,
14     But not in wonted way,
15 For this man's face was white with fear,
16     And that man's face was gray,
17 And I never saw sad men who looked
18     So wistfully at the day.

19 I never saw sad men who looked
20     With such a wistful eye
21 Upon that little tent of blue
22     We prisoners called the sky,
23 And at every careless cloud that passed
24     In happy freedom by.

25 But there were those amongst us all
26     Who walked with downcast head,
27 And knew that, had each got his due,
28     They should have died instead:
29 He had but killed a thing that lived,
30     Whilst they had killed the dead.

31 For he who sins a second time
32     Wakes a dead soul to pain,
33 And draws it from its spotted shroud,
34     And makes it bleed again,
35 And makes it bleed great gouts of blood,
36     And makes it bleed in vain!

37 Like ape or clown, in monstrous garb
38     With crooked arrows starred,
39 Silently we went round and round
40     The slippery asphalte yard;
41 Silently we went round and round,
42     And no man spoke a word.

43 Silently we went round and round,
44     And through each hollow mind
45 The Memory of dreadful things
46     Rushed like a dreadful wind,
47 And Horror stalked before each man,
48     And Terror crept behind.

49 The Warders strutted up and down,
50     And kept their herd of brutes,
51 Their uniforms were spick and span,
52     And they wore their Sunday suits,
53 But we knew the work they had been at,
54     By the quicklime on their boots.

55 For where a grave had opened wide,
56     There was no grave at all:
57 Only a stretch of mud and sand
58     By the hideous prison-wall,
59 And a little heap of burning lime,
60     That the man should have his pall.

61 For he has a pall, this wretched man,
62     Such as few men can claim:
63 Deep down below a prison-yard,
64     Naked for greater shame,
65 He lies, with fetters on each foot,
66     Wrapt in a sheet of flame!

67 And all the while the burning lime
68     Eats flesh and bone away,
69 It eats the brittle bone by night,
70     And the soft flesh by day,
71 It eats the flesh and bone by turns,
72     But it eats the heart alway.

73 For three long years they will not sow
74     Or root or seedling there:
75 For three long years the unblessed spot
76     Will sterile be and bare,
77 And look upon the wondering sky
78     With unreproachful stare.

79 They think a murderer's heart would taint
80     Each simple seed they sow.
81 It is not true! God's kindly earth
82     Is kindlier than men know,
83 And the red rose would but glow more red,
84     The white rose whiter blow.

85 Out of his mouth a red, red rose!
86     Out of his heart a white!
87 For who can say by what strange way,
88     Christ brings His will to light,
89 Since the barren staff the pilgrim bore
90     Bloomed in the great Pope's sight?

91 But neither milk-white rose nor red
92     May bloom in prison air;
93 The shard, the pebble, and the flint,
94     Are what they give us there:
95 For flowers have been known to heal
96     A common man's despair.

97 So never will wine-red rose or white,
98     Petal by petal, fall
99 On that stretch of mud and sand that lies
100     By the hideous prison-wall,
101 To tell the men who tramp the yard
102     That God's Son died for all.

103 Yet though the hideous prison-wall
104     Still hems him round and round,
105 And a spirit may not walk by night
106     That is with fetters bound,
107 And a spirit may but weep that lies
108     In such unholy ground,

109 He is at peace--this wretched man--
110     At peace, or will be soon:
111 There is no thing to make him mad,
112     Nor does Terror walk at noon,
113 For the lampless Earth in which he lies
114     Has neither Sun nor Moon.

115 They hanged him as a beast is hanged:
116     They did not even toll
117 A requiem that might have brought
118     Rest to his startled soul,
119 But hurriedly they took him out,
120     And hid him in a hole.

121 They stripped him of his canvas clothes,
122     And gave him to the flies:
123 They mocked the swollen purple throat,
124     And the stark and staring eyes:
125 And with laughter loud they heaped the shroud
126     In which their convict lies.

127 The Chaplain would not kneel to pray
128     By his dishonoured grave:
129 Nor mark it with that blessed Cross
130     That Christ for sinners gave,
131 Because the man was one of those
132     Whom Christ came down to save.

133 Yet all is well; he has but passed
134     To Life's appointed bourne:
135 And alien tears will fill for him
136     Pity's long-broken urn,
137 For his mourners will be outcast men,
138     And outcasts always mourn.

V

1   I know not whether Laws be right,
2       Or whether Laws be wrong;
3   All that we know who lie in gaol
4       Is that the wall is strong;
5   And that each day is like a year,
6       A year whose days are long.

7   But this I know, that every Law
8       That men have made for Man,
9   Since first Man took his brother's life,
10     And the sad world began,
11 But straws the wheat and saves the chaff
12     With a most evil fan.

13 This too I know--and wise it were
14     If each could know the same--
15 That every prison that men build
16     Is built with bricks of shame,
17 And bound with bars lest Christ should see
18     How men their brothers maim.

19 With bars they blur the gracious moon,
20     And blind the goodly sun:
21 And they do well to hide their Hell,
22     For in it things are done
23 That Son of God nor son of Man
24     Ever should look upon!

25 The vilest deeds like poison weeds
26     Bloom well in prison-air:
27 It is only what is good in Man
28     That wastes and withers there:
29 Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate,
30     And the Warder is Despair.

31 For they starve the little frightened child
32     Till it weeps both night and day:
33 And they scourge the weak, and flog the fool,
34     And gibe the old and gray,
35 And some grow mad, and all grow bad,
36     And none a word may say.

37 Each narrow cell in which we dwell
38     Is a foul and dark latrine,
39 And the fetid breath of living Death
40     Chokes up each grated screen,
41 And all, but Lust, is turned to dust
42     In Humanity's machine.

43 The brackish water that we drink
44     Creeps with a loathsome slime,
45 And the bitter bread they weigh in scales
46     Is full of chalk and lime,
47 And Sleep will not lie down, but walks
48     Wild-eyed, and cries to Time.

49 But though lean Hunger and green Thirst
50     Like asp with adder fight,
51 We have little care of prison fare,
52     For what chills and kills outright
53 Is that every stone one lifts by day
54     Becomes one's heart by night.

55 With midnight always in one's heart,
56     And twilight in one's cell,
57 We turn the crank, or tear the rope,
58     Each in his separate Hell,
59 And the silence is more awful far
60     Than the sound of a brazen bell.

61 And never a human voice comes near
62     To speak a gentle word:
63 And the eye that watches through the door
64     Is pitiless and hard:
65 And by all forgot, we rot and rot,
66     With soul and body marred.

67 And thus we rust Life's iron chain
68     Degraded and alone:
69 And some men curse, and some men weep,
70     And some men make no moan:
71 But God's eternal Laws are kind
72     And break the heart of stone.

73 And every human heart that breaks,
74     In prison-cell or yard,
75 Is as that broken box that gave
76     Its treasure to the Lord,
77 And filled the unclean leper's house
78     With the scent of costliest nard.

79 Ah! happy they whose hearts can break
80     And peace of pardon win!
81 How else may man make straight his plan
82     And cleanse his soul from Sin?
83 How else but through a broken heart
84     May Lord Christ enter in?

85 And he of the swollen purple throat,
86     And the stark and staring eyes,
87 Waits for the holy hands that took
88     The Thief to Paradise;
89 And a broken and a contrite heart
90     The Lord will not despise.

91 The man in red who reads the Law
92     Gave him three weeks of life,
93 Three little weeks in which to heal
94     His soul of his soul's strife,
95 And cleanse from every blot of blood
96     The hand that held the knife.

97 And with tears of blood he cleansed the hand,
98     The hand that held the steel:
99 For only blood can wipe out blood,
100     And only tears can heal:
101 And the crimson stain that was of Cain
102     Became Christ's snow-white seal.

VI

1   In Reading gaol by Reading town
2       There is a pit of shame,
3   And in it lies a wretched man
4       Eaten by teeth of flame,
5   In a burning winding-sheet he lies,
6       And his grave has got no name.

7   And there, till Christ call forth the dead,
8       In silence let him lie:
9   No need to waste the foolish tear,
10     Or heave the windy sigh:
11 The man had killed the thing he loved,
12     And so he had to die.

13 And all men kill the thing they love,
14     By all let this be heard,
15 Some do it with a bitter look,
16     Some with a flattering word,
17 The coward does it with a kiss,
18     The brave man with a sword.


Love and Self-Interest

If one loves someone because it gives pleasure, one should not be regarded as loving that person at all. The love is, in reality, though this is not perceived, directed towards the pleasure. The source of the pleasure is the secondary object of attention, and it is perceived only because the perception of the pleasure is not well enough developed for the real feeling to be identified and described.

Possessions

You posses only whatever will not be lost in a shipwreck.

from The Way of the Sufi by Idries Shah


When Death Came to Baghdad

The disciple of a Sufi of Baghdad was sitting in the corner of an inn one day when he heard two figures talking. From what they said he realized that one of them was the Angel of Death.
"I have several calls to make in this city during the next three weeks," the Angel was saying to his companion.
Terrified, the disciple concealed himself until the two had left. Then applying his intelligence to the problem of how to cheat a possible call from death, he decided that if he kept away from Baghdad he should not be touched. From this reasoning it was but a short step to hiring the fastest horse available and spurring it night and day towards the distant town of Samarkand.
Meanwhile Death met the Sufi teacher and they talked about various people. "And where is your disciple so-and-so?" asked Death.
"He should be somewhere in this city, spending his time in contemplation, perhaps in a caravanserai," said the teacher.
"surprising," said the Angel; "because he is on my list. Yes, here it is: I have to collect him in four weeks' time at Samarkand, of all places."

from Tales of the Dervishes by Idries Shah


The Path

A Taoist teacher asked her student to accompany her on a hike. The teacher, with her student at her side, walked to the foot of a small mountain and started up the path that led to the top. About halfway up, she stopped and asked her student, "Which way is up?" He pointed up. She asked, "which way is down?" He pointed down. She said, "The same path takes youu up and down. That is the unity of opposites. If you again tell me that you don't understand the unity of opposites, I will tell you to take a hike."

from A Handful of Zen by Camden Benares


Neophobia/Neophilia Quiz

Robert Anton Wilson
The Illuminati Papers

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
In an evolving universe, who stands still moves backwards.


The RICH Economy

Robert Anton Wilson
The Illuminati Papers

If there is one proposition which currently wins the assent of nearly everybody, it is that we need more jobs. "A cure for unemployment" is promised, or earnestly sought, by every Heavy Thinker from Jimmy Carter to the Communist Party USA, from Ronald Reagan to the head of the economics department at the local university, from the Birchers to the New Left.

I would like to challenge that idea. I don't think there is, or ever again can be, a cure for unemployment. I propose that unemployment is not a disease, but the natural, healthy functioning of an advanced technological society.

The inevitable direction of any technology, and of any rational species such as Homo sap., is toward what Buckminster Fuller calls ephemeralization, or doing-more-with-less. For instance, a modern computer does more (handles more bits of information) with less hardware than the proto-computers of the late '40's and '50's. One worker with a modern teletype machine does more in an hour than a thousand medieval monks painstakingly copying scrolls for a century. Atomic fission does more with a cubic centimeter of matter than all the engineers of the 19th Century could do with a million tons, and fusion does even more.

Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no "cure."

This tendency toward ephemeralization or doing more-with-less is based on two principal factors, viz:

  1. The increment-of-association, a term coined by engineer C.H. Douglas, a meaning simply that when we combine our efforts we can do more than the sum of what each of us could do seperately. Five people acting synergetically together can lift a small modern car, but if each of the five tries separately, the car will not budge. As society evolved from tiny bands, to larger tribes, to federations of tribes, to city-states, to nations, to multinational alliances, the increment-of-association increased exponentially. A stone-age hunting band could not build the Parthenon; a Renaissance city-state could not put Neil Armstrong on the Moon. When the increment-of-association increases, through larger social units, doing-more-with-less becomes increasingly possible.

  2. Knowledge itself is inherently self-augmenting. Every discovery "suggests" further discoveries; every innovation provokes further innovations. This can be seen concretely, in the records of the U.S. Patent Office, where you will find more patents granted every year than were granted the year before, in a rising curve that seems to be headed toward infinity. If Inventor A can make a Whatsit out of 20 moving parts, Inventor B will come along and builda Whatsit out of 10 moving parts. If the technology of 1900 can get 100 ergs out of a Whatchamacallum, the technology of 1950 can get 1,000 ergs. Again, the tendency is always toward doing-more-with-less.
Unemployment is directly caused by this technological capacity to do more-with-less. Thousands of monks were technologically unemployed by Gutenberg. Thousands of blacksmiths were technologically unemployed by Ford's Model T. Each device that does-more-with-less makes human labor that much less necessary.

Aristotle said that slavery could only be abolished when machines were built that could operate themselves. Working for wages, the modern equivalent of slavery -- very accurately called "wage slavery" by social critics -- is in the process of being abolished by just such self-programming machines. In fact, Norbert Wiener, one of the creators of cybernetics, foresaw this as early as 1947 and warned that we would have massive unemployment once the computer revolution really got moving.

It is arguable, and I for one would argue, that the only reason Wiener's prediction has not totally been realized yet -- although we do have ever-increasing unemployment -- is that big unions, the corporations, and government have all tacitly agreed to slow down the pace of cybernation, to drag their feet and run the economoy with the brakes on. This is because they all, still, regard unemployment as a "disease" and cannot imagine a "cure" for the nearly total unemployment that full cybernation will create.

Suppose, for a moment, we challenge this Calvinistic mind-set. Let us regard wage-work -- as most people do, in fact, regard it -- as a curse, a drag, a nuisance, a barrier that stands between us and what we really want to do. In that case, your job is the disease, and unemployment is the cure.

"But without working for wages we'll all starve to death!?! Won't we?"

Not at all. Many farseeing social thinkers have suggested intelligent and plausible plans for adapting to a society of rising unemployment. Here are some examples.

1. The National Dividend. This was invented by engineer C. H. Douglas and has been revived with some modifications by poet Ezra Pound and designer Buckminster Fuller. The basic idea (although Douglas, Pound, and Fuller differ on the details) is that every citizen should be declared a shareholder in the nation, and should receive dividends on the Gross National Product for the year. Estimates differ as to how much this would be for each citizen, but at the current level of the GNP it is conservative to say that a share would be worth several times as much, per year, as a welfare recipient receives -- at least five times more.
Critics complain that this would be inflationary. Supporters of the National Dividend reply that it would only be inflationary if the dividends distributed were more than the GNP; and they are proposing only to issue dividends equal to the GNP.

2. The Guaranteed Annual Income. This has been urged by economist Robert Theobald and others. The government would simply establish an income level above the poverty line and guarantee that no citizen would receive less; if your wages fall below that level, or you have no wages, the government makes up the difference.
This plan would definitely cost the government less than the present welfare system, with all its bureaucratic red tape and redundancy: a point worth considering for those conservatives who are always complaining about the high cost of welfare. It would also spare the recipients the humiliation, degradation and dehumanization built into the present welfare system: a point for liberals to consider. A system that is less expensive than welfare and also less debasing to the poor, it seems to me, should not be objectionable to anybody but hardcore sadists.

3. The Negative Income Tax. This was first devised by Nobel economist Milton Friedman and is a less radical variation on the above ideas. The Negative Income Tax would establish a minimum income for every citizen; anyone whose income fell below that level would receive the amount necessary to bring them up to that standard. Friedman, who is sometimes called a conservative but prefers to title himself a libertarian, points out that this would cost "the government" (i.e. the taxpayers) less than the present welfare system, like Theobald's Guaranteed Annual Income. It would also dispense with the last tinge of humiliation associated with government "charity," since when you cashed a check from IRS nobody (not even your banker) would know if it was supplementary income due to poverty or a refund due to overpayment of last year's taxes.

4. The RICH Economy. This was devised by inventor L. Wayne Benner (co-author with Timothy Leary of Terra II) in collaboration with the present author. It's a four-stage program to retool society for the cybernetic and space-age future we are rapidly entering. RICH means Rising Income through Cybernetic Homeostasis.

What I am proposing, in brief, is that the Work Ethic (find a Master to employ you for wages, or live in squalid poverty) is obsolete. A Work Esthetic will have to arise to replace this old Stone Age syndrome of the slave, the peasant, the serf, the prole, the wage-worker -- the human labor-machine who is not fully a person but, as Marx said, " a tool, an automaton." Delivered from the role of things and robots, people will learn to become fully developed persons, in the sense of the Human Potential movement. They will not seek work out of economic necessity, but out of psychological necessity -- as an outlet for their creative potential.

("Creative potential" is not a panchreston. It refers to the inborn drive to play, to tinker, to explore, and to experiment, shown by every child before his or her mental processes are stunted by authoritarian education and operant-conditioned wage-robotry.)

As Bucky Fuller says, the first thought of people, once they are delivered from wage slavery, will be, "What was it that I was so interested in as a youth, before I was told I had to earn a living?" The answer to that question, coming from millions and then billions of persons liberated from mechanical toil, will make the Renaissance look like a high school science fair or a Greenwich Village art show.

Reprinted without permission from The Illuminati Papers, © 1980 Robert Anton Wilson, Ronin Publishing, Inc., P.O. Box 1035, Berkeley, CA 94701.

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. Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, with out surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quitely and clearly, listen to others, even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievments as well as your plans.

. Keep interested in your own career, however humble. It is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your buisness affairs, for the world is full of trickery, but let this not blind you to what virtue there is, many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

. Be yourself, especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love. For in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perenial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, and gracefully surerender the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are borne of fatigue and loneiness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. Above all, be cheerfull and strive to be happy.

. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars, you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with with God, whatever you concieve him to be. Whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all it's sham and drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautifull world.


Flaming June by Frederic Leighton (Pre-Raphaelite artist )


Obscenity:
The Modern Form of "Black Magic"


The following piece by Robert Anton Wilson
is excerpted from his book Ishtar Rising, © 1989, Falcon Press.

In contrast to our deliberately optimistic sketch of the future, the latest Supreme Court rulings on "obscenity" are a backward swing of the pendulum, just as cynics have long been predicting. Once again we are told that parts of our bodies must remain dirty little secrets and that the state will use its powers of coercion to enforce this code upon us. To a rationalist, it is as if the highest court had ruled that we must all believe, or pretend to believe, in the doctrine of the Trinity. Some people can believe in a three-in-one divinity, and some can believe that the human body is foul; others can no more believe these propositions than they can accept the tenets of the snake-handling cult in Georgia which we mentioned earlier.

It doesn't matter what rationalists believe; they must not get caught exercising their disbelief.

The only consolation is that things would be even more absurd if it were the snake handlers and not the sexophobes who were in power in Washington. There is, in fact, no reason why the notions of the snake handlers could not be enforced on the rest of us if they did get their crowd into high office, for as Mr. Justice Burger said in a recent decision (Paris Adult Theatre):
But it is argued there is no scientific data which
conclusively demonstrates that exposure to obscene
materials adversely effects men and women or their
society. It is urged on behalf of the petitioners that,
absent such a demonstration, any kind of state 
regulation is "impermissible." It is not for us to
resolve empirical uncertainties underlying state 
legislation save in the exceptional case where that 
legislation plainly impinges upon rights protected in 
the Constitution itself... although there is no 
conclusive proof of a connection between anti-social
behavior and obscene materials, the legislature of
Georgia could quite reasonably determine that such a
connection does or might exist. In deciding Roth, this Court 
implicitly accepted that a legislature could
legitimately act on such a conclusion to protect "the
social interest in order and morality".... From the
beginning of civilized societies, legislatures and
judges have acted on various unproven assumptions.

In short, there is no need to prove that an act is harmful to prohibit it. If the legislators choose to prohibit it, the citizenry must acquiesce -- or go to jail.

As Wayland Young had pointed out:
But it is difficult or even impossible to argue that the
accepted limits of obscenity should themselves be
redrawn without actually infringing them in the
process, and having to defend one's argument agains a
charge of obscenity. In this case, one would have to
prove affirmatively that a discussion of the public
interest was in the public interest, which is a startling
thing to have to prove in a democracy.
The effect is naturally that the present conception of the public interest becomes sacrosanct. If I merely say, speaking generally, "We call too many things obscene, we are too restrictive in our definitions," nobody will pay any attention, and our conception of the public good will remain unchanged. If, on the other hand, I give examples, saying: "Consider these," and give my reasons for thinking they ought not to be held obscene, my book may be suppressed for obscenity before anybody has had time to consider it, and our conception of the public good will still remain unchanged. Our society has painted itself into a corner... the law of obscenity has the indirect effect of perpetuating itself. You cannot argue with it without breaking it. [Italics in original.]
This is all very absurd, because within the criteria used in modern science and modern semantics the concept of "obscenity" must be regarded as a delusion. That is, it is a nonoperational concept, one which cannot be utilized in making measurements of the physical world -- there is no "obscenometer" which point at a book or painting or a song or a film and take a reading showing how many ergs or ounces of "obscenity" it has in it. There is no "obscenity" in any of these things, in fact; the "obscenity" is in the mind of the person passing judgements. It is, in Freudian terms, a projection, in which the mind imagines that its own contents are outside itself in the external universe; or, in semantic terms, a "confusion of the levels of abstraction," in which the mind's own machinery is identified with the non-mental things it is attempting to understand.

The man or woman who believes there is something called "obscenity" out there in the external world is thus in precisely the same state of delusion as those who imagine that gods or demons or strange voices out there are communicating with them.

As psychologist Theodore Schroeder insisted, the belief in external "obscenity" is the modern form of the witchcraft delusion.


Young Virgin Autosodomised by her own Chastity.gif by ( Salvadore Dali


"If you think you know what the
HELL
is going on,
YOU'RE PROBABLY FULL OF SHIT."

-- card on R.A.W.'s desk

"Now Look What You Made Me Do!"

from The Golden Apple
by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson

What really happened was that everybody was squabbling over the apple and working up a sweat and pushing one another around and pretty soon their vibrations -- Gods have very high vibration, exactly at the speed of light, in fact -- heated up the apple enough to unleash some heavy fumes. In a word, the Olympians all got stoned.

And they saw a Vision, or a series of Visions.

In the first Vision, they saw Yahweh, a neighboring god with a world of his own which overlapped theirs in some places. He was clearing the set to change its valence and start a new show. His method struck them as rather barbarous. He was, in fact, drowning everybody -- except one family that he allowed to escape in an Ark.

"This is Chaos," said Hermes. "That Yahweh is a mean mother', even for a god."

And they looked at the Vision more closely, and because they could see into the future and were all (like every intelligent entity) rabid Laurel and Hardy fans and because they were zonked on the weed, they saw that Yahweh bore the face of Oliver Hardy. All around him, below the mountain on which he lived (his world was flat), the waters rose and rose. They saw drowning men, drowning women, innocent babes sinking beneath the waves. They were ready to vomit. And then Another came and stood beside Yahweh, looking at the panorama of horrors below, and he was Yahweh's Adversary, and, stoned as they were, he looked like Stanley Laurel to them. And then Yahweh spoke, in the eternal words of Oliver Hardy: "Now look what you made me do," he said.

And that was the first Vision.

They looked again, and they saw Lee Harvey Oswald perched in the window of the Texas School Book Depository; and he, again, wore the face of Stanley Laurel. And because this world had been created by a great god named Earl Warren, Oswald fired the only shots that day, and John Fitzgerald Kennedy was, as the Salvation Army charmingly expresses it, "promoted to glory."

"This is Confusion," said Athena with her owl-eyes flashing, for she was more familiar with the world created by the god Mark Lane.

Then they saw a hallway, and Oswald-Laurel was led out between two policemen. Suddenly Jack Ruby, with the face of Oliver Hardy, stepped forward and fired a pistol right into that frail little body. And then Ruby spoke the eternal words, to the corpse at his feet: "Now look what you made me do," he said.

And that was the second Vision.

Next, they saw a city of 550,000 men, women and children, and in an instant the city vanished; shadows remained where the men were gone, a firestorm raged, burning pimps and infants and an old statue of a happy Buddha and mice and dogs and old men and lovers; and a mushroom cloud arose above it all. This was a world created by the cruelest of all gods, Realpolitik.

"This is Discord," said Apollo, disturbed, laying down his lute.

Harry Truman, a servant of Realpolitik, wearing the face of Oliver Hardy, looked upon his work and saw that it was good. But beside him, Albert Einstein, a servant of that most elusive and gnomic of gods, Truth, burst into tears, the familiar tears of Stanley Laurel facing the consequences of his own karma. For a brief instant, Truman was troubled, but then he remembered the eternal words: "Now look what you made me do," he said.

And that was the third Vision.

Now they saw trains, many trains, all of them running on time, and the trains criss-crossed Europe and ran 24 hours a day, and they all came to a few destinations that were alike. There, the human cargo was stamped, catalogued, processed, executed with gas, tabulated, recorded, stamped again, cremated and disposed.

"This is Bureaucracy," said Dionysius, and he smashed his wine jug in anger; beside him, his lynx glared balefully.

And then they saw the man who had ordered this, Adolf Hitler, wearing still the mask of Oliver Hardy, and he turned to a certain rich man, Baron Rothschild, wearing the mask of Stanley Laurel, and they knew this was the world created by the god Hegel and the angel Thesis was meeting the demon Antithesis. Then Hitler spoke the eternal words: "Now look what you made me do," he said.

And that was the fourth Vision.

They did then look further and, lo, high as they were they saw the founding of a great republic and proclamations hailing new gods named Due Process and Equal Rights for All. And they saw many in high places in the republic form a separate cult and worship Mammon and Power. And the Republic became an Empire, and soon Due Process and Equal Rights for All were not worshipped, and even Mammon and Power were given only lip-service, for the true god of all was now the impotent What Can I Do and his dull brother What We Did Yesterday and his ugly and vicious sister Get Them Before They Get Us.

"This is Aftermath," said Hera, and her bosom shook with tears for the fate of the children of that nation.

And they saw many bombings, many riots, many rooftop snipers, many Molotov cocktails. And they saw the capital city in ruins, and the leader, wearing the face of Stanley Laurel, taken prisoner amid the rubble of his palace. And they saw the chief of the revolutionaries look about at the rubble and the streets full of corpses, and they heard him sigh, and then he spoke the eternal words: "Now look what you made me do," he said.

And that was the fifth Vision.

And now the Olympians were coming down and they looked at each other in uncertainty and dismay. Zeus himself spoke first.

"Man," he said, "that was Heavy Grass."

"Far fuckin out," Hermes agreed solemnly.

"Tree fuckin mendous," added Dionysius, petting his lynx.

"We were really fuckin into it," Hera summed up for all.


Question Authority, Think for Yourself!


Timothy Leary's Eight Circuits of Consciousness
From Robert Anton Wilson's
Cosmic Trigger: Final Secret of the Illuminati




Tunnel-Realities and Imprints

Let's try Dr. Leary's perspective on these mysteries. To understand neurological space, Dr. Leary assumes that the nervous system consists of eight potential circuits, or "gears," or mini-brains. Four of these brains are in the usually active left lobe and are concerned with our terrestrial survival; four are extraterrestrial, reside in the "silent" or inactive right lobe, and are for use in our future evolution. This explains why the right lobe is usually inactive at this stage of our development, and why it becomes active when the person ingests pyschedelics.

We will explain each of the eight "brains" briefly.

I. THE BIO-SURVIVAL CIRCUIT. This invertebrate brain was the first to evolve (2 to 3 million years ago) and is the first activated when a human infant is born. It programs perception onto an either-or grid divided into nurturing-helpful Things (which it approaches) and noxious-dangerous Things (which it flees, or attacks). The imprinting of this circuit sets up the basic attitude of trust or suspicion which will ever after trigger approach or avoidance.

II. THE EMOTIONAL CIRCUIT. This second, more advanced bio-computer formed when vertebrates appeared and began to compete for territory (perhaps 500,000,000 B.C.). In the individual, this bigger tunnel-reality is activated when the DNA master-tape triggers the metamorphosis from crawling to walking. As every parent knows, the toddler is no longer a passive (bio-survival) infant but a mammalian politician, full of physical (and psychic) territorial demands, quick to meddle in family business and decision-making. Again the first imprint on this circuit remains constant for life (unless brainwashed) and identifies the stimuli which will automatically trigger dominant, aggressive behavior or submissive, cooperative behavior. When we say that a person is behaving emotionally, egotistically or 'like a two-year-old,' we mean that s/he is blindly following one of the tunnel-realities imprinted on this circuit.

III. THE DEXTERITY-SYMBOLISM CIRCUIT. This third brain was formed when hominid types began to differentiate from other primate stock (circa 4-5 million B.C.) and is activated for the linear left-lobe functions of the brain, determines our normal modes of artifact-manufacture and conceptual thought, i.e., third circuit 'mind.'

It is no accident, then, that our logic (and our computer-design) follows either-or, binary structure of these circuits. Nor is it an accident that our geometry, until the last century, has been Euclidean. Euclid's geometry, Aristotle's logic and Newton's physics are meta-programs synthesizing and generalizing first brain forward-back, second brain up-down and third brain right-left programs.

IV. THE SOCIAL-SEXUAL CIRCUIT The fourth brain, dealing with the transmission of tribal or ethnic culture across generations, introduces the fourth dimension, time.

Since each of these tunnel-realities consists of biochemical imprints or matrices in the nervous system, each of them is specifically triggered by neuro-transmitters and other drugs.

To activate the first brain take an opiate. Mother Opium and Sister Morphine bring you down to cellular intelligence, bio-survival passivity, the floating consciousness of the newborn. (This is why Freudians identify opiate addiction with the desire to return to infancy.)

To activate the second tunnel-reality, take an abundant quantity of alcohol. Vertebrate territorial patterns and mammalian emotional politics immediately appear when the booze flows, as Thomas Nashe intuitively realized when he characterized the various alcohol states by animal labels: "ass drunk," "goat drunk," "swine drunk," "bear drunk," etc.

To activate the third circuit, try coffee or tea, a high-protein diet, speed or cocaine.

The specific neurotransmitter for circuit four has not been synthesized yet, but it is generated by the glands after pubescence and flows volcanically through the bloodstreams of adolescents.

NONE OF THESE TERRESTRIAL DRUGS CHANGE BASIC BIOCHEMICAL IMPRINTS. The behaviors which they trigger are those which were wired into the nervous system during the first stages of imprint vulnerability. The circuit II drunk exhibits the emotional games or cons learned from parents in infancy. The circuit III "mind" never gets beyond the permutations and combinations of those tunnel-realities originally imprinted, or abstractions associated with the imprints through later conditioning. And so forth.

But all this Pavlovian-Skinnerian robotism changes drastically and dramatically when we turn to the right lobe, the future circuits and extraterrestrial chemicals.

The four evolving future 'brains' are:

V. THE NEUROSOMATIC CIRCUIT. When this fifth "body-brain" is activated, flat Euclidean figure-ground configurations explode multi-dimesionally. Gestalts shift, in McLuhan's terms, from linear VISUAL SPACE to all-encompassing SENSORY SPACE. A hedonic turn-on occurs, a rapturous amusement, a detachment from the previously compulsive mechanism of the first four circuits. I turned this circuit on with pot and Tantra.

This fifth brain began to appear about 4,000 years ago in the first leisure-class civilizations and has been increasing statistically in recent centuries (even before the Drug Revolution), a fact demonstrated by the hedonic art of India, China, Rome and other affluent societies. More recently, Ornstein and his school have demonstrated with electroencephalograms that this circuit represents the first jump from the linear left lobe of the brain to the analogical right lobe.

The opening and imprinting of this circuit has been the preoccupation of "technicians of the occult" - Tantric shamans and hatha yogis. While the fifth tunnel-reality can be achieved by sensory deprivation, social isolation, physiological stress or severe shock (ceremonial terror tactics, as practiced by such rascal-gurus as Don Juan Matus or Aleister Crowley), it has traditionally been reserved to the educated aristocracy of leisure societies who have solved the four terrestrial survival problems.

About 20,000 years ago, the specific fifth brain neurotransmitter was discovered by shamans in the Caspian Sea area of Asia and quickly spread to other wizards throughout Eurasia and Africa. It is, of course, cannabis. Weed. Mother Mary Jane.

It is no accident that the pot-head generally refers to his neural state as "high" or "spaced-out." The transcendence of gravitational, digital, linear, either-or, Aristotelian, Newtonian, Euclidean, planetary orientations (circuits I-IV) is, in evolutionary perspective, part of our neurological preparation for the inevitable migration off our home planet, now beginning. This is why so many pot-heads are STAR TREK freaks and science fiction adepts. (Berkeley, California, certainly the Cannabis Capital of the U.S., has a Federation Trading Post on Telegraph Avenue, where the well-heeled can easily spend $500 or more in a single day, buying STAR TREK novels, magazines, newsletters, bumper stickers, photographs, posters, tapes, etc., including even complete blueprints for the starship ENTERPRISE.)

The extraterrestrial meaning of being "high" is confirmed by astronauts themselves; 85% of those who have entered the free-fall zero gravity describe "mystic experiences" or rapture states typical of the neurosomatic circuit. "No photo can show how beautiful Earth looked," raves Captain Ed Mitchell, describing his Illumination in free-fall. He sounds like any successful yogi or pot-head. No camera can show this experience because it is inside the nervous system.

FREE-FALL, AT THE PROPER EVOLUTIONARY TIME, TRIGGERS THE NEUROSOMATIC MUTATION, Leary believes. Previously this mutation has been achieved "artificially" by yogic or shamanic training or by the fifth circuit stimulant, cannabis. Surfing, skiing, skin-diving and the new sexual culture (sensuous massage, vibrators, imported Tantric arts, etc.) have evolved at the same time as part of the hedonic conquest of gravity. The Turn-On state is always described as "floating," or, in the Zen metaphor, "one foot above the ground."

VI. THE NEUROELECTRIC CIRCUIT. The sixth brain consists of the nervous system becoming aware of itself apart from imprinted gravitational reality-maps (circuits I-IV) and even apart from body-rapture (circuit V). Count Korzybski, the semanticist, called this state "consciousness of abstracting." Dr. John Lilly calls it "metaprogramming," i.e., awareness of programming one's programming. This Einsteinian, relativistic contelligence (consciousness-intelligence) recognizes, for instance, that the Euclidean, Newtonian and Aristolelian reality-maps are just three among billions of possible programs or models for experience. I turned this circuit on with Peyote, LSD and Crowley's "magick" metaprograms.

This level of brain-functioning seems to have been reported first around 500 B.C. among various "occult" groups connected by the Silk Route (Rome-North India). It is so far beyond the terrestrial tunnel-realities that those who have achieved it can barely communicate about it to ordinary humanity (circuits I-IV) and can hardly be understood even by fifth circuit Rapture Engineers.

The characteristics of the neuroelectric circuit are high velocity, multiple choice, relativity, and the fission-fusion of all perceptions into parallel science-fiction universes of alternate possibilities.

The mammalian politics which monitor power struggles among terrestrial humanity are here transcended, i.e., seen as static, artificial, an elaborate charade. One is neither coercively manipulated into another's territorial reality nor forced to struggle against it with reciprocal emotional game-playing (the usual soap-opera dramatics). One simply elects, consciously, whether or not to share the other's reality-model.

Tactics for opening and imprinting the sixth circuit are described and rarely experienced in advanced rajah yoga, and in the hermetic (coded) manuals of the medieval-Renaissance alchemists and Illuminati.

No specific sixth circuit chemical is yet available, but strong psychedelics like mescaline (from my 1962-63 "sacred cactus," peyotl) and psilocybin (from the Mexican "magic mushroom," teonactl) open the nervous system to a mixed-media series of circuit V and circuit VI channels. This is appropriately called "tripping," as distinguished from straight-forward fifth circuit "turning on" or "getting high."

The suppression of scientific research in this area has had the unfortunate result of turning the outlaw drug culture back toward fifth circuit hedonics and pre-scientific tunnel-realities (the occult revival, solipsism, Pop Orientalism). Without scientific discipline and methodology, few can successfully decode the often-frightening (but philosophically crucial) sixth circuit metaprogramming signals. Such scientists as do continue to study this subject dare not publish their results (which are illegal) and record ever-wider tunnel-realities only in private conversations - like the scholars of the Inquisitorial era. (Voltaire announced the Age of Reason two centuries too soon. We are still in the Dark Ages.) Most underground alchemists have given up on such challenging and risky self-work and restrict their trips to fifth circuit erotic tunnels.

The evolutionary function of the sixth circuit is to enable us to communicate at Einsteinian relativities and neuro-electric accelerations, not using third circuit larynegeal-manual symbols but directly via feedback, telepathy and computer link-up. Neuro-electric signals will increasingly replace "speech" (hominid grunts) after space migration.

When humans have climbed out of the atmosphere-gravity well of planetary life, accelerated sixth circuit contellgence will make possible high-energy communication with "Higher Intelligences," i.e., ourselves-in-the-future and other post-terrestrial races.

It is charmingly simple and obvious, once we realize that the spaced-out neural experiences really are extraterrestrial, that getting high and spacing out are accurate metaphors. Circuit V neurosomatic rapture is preparation for the next step in our evolution, migration off the planet. Circuit VI is preparation for the step after that, interspecies communication with advanced entities possessing electronic (post-verbal) tunnel-realities.

Circuit VI is the "universal translator" often imagined by science-fiction writers, already built into our brains by the DNA tape. Just as the circuits of the future butterfly are already built into the caterpillar.

VII. THE NEUROGENETIC CIRCUIT. The seventh brain kicks into action when the nervous system begins to receive signals from WITHIN THE INDIVIDUAL NEURON, from the DNA-RNA dialogue. The first to achieve this mutation spoke of "memories of past lives," "reincarnation," "immortality," etc. That these adepts were recording something real is indicated by the fact that many of them (especially Hindu and Sufis) gave marvelously accurately poetic vistas of evolution 1,000 or 2,000 years before Darwin, and foresaw Superhumanity before Nietzche.

The "akashic records" of Theosophy, the "collective unconscious" of Jung, the "phylogenetic unconscious" of Grof and Ring, are three modern metaphors for this circuit. The visions of past and future evolution described by those who have had "out-of-body" experiences during close-to-death episodes also describes the trans-time circuit VII tunnel-reality.

Specific exercises to trigger circuit VII are not to be found in yogic teaching; it usually happens, if at all, after several years of the kind of advanced rajah yoga that develops circuit VI facility.

The specific circuit VII neurotransmitter is, of course LSD. (Peyote and psilocybin produce some circuit VII experiences also.)

Circuit VII is best considered, in terms of 1977 science, as the genetic archives, activated by anti-histone proteins. The DNA memory coiling back to the dawn of life. A sense of the inevitability of immortality and interspecies symbiosis comes to all circuit VII mutants; we now see that this, also, is an evolutionary forecast, since WE STAND RIGHT NOW ON THE DOOR-STEP OF EXTENDED LONGEVITY LEADING TO IMMORTALITY.

The exact role of the right-lobe circuits and the reason for their activation in the 1960s cultural revolution now becomes clear. As sociologist F.M. Esfandiary writes in UPWINGERS, "Today when we speak of immortality and of going to another world we no longer mean these in a theological or metaphysical sense. People are now traveling to other worlds. People are now striving for immortality. Transcendence is no longer a metaphysical concept. It has become reality."

The evolutionary function of the seventh circuit and its evolutionary, aeon-spanning tunnel-reality is to prepare us for conscious immortality and interspecies symbiosis.

VIII. THE NEURO-ATOMIC CIRCUIT. Hold on to your hats and breathe deeply - this is the farthest-out that human intelligence has yet ventured:

Consciousness probably precedes the biological unit or DNA tape-loop. "Out-of-body experiences," "astral projection," contact with alien (extraterrestrial?) "entities" or with a galactic Overmind, etc., such as I've experienced, have all been reported for thousands of years, not merely by the ignorant, the superstitious, the gullible, but often by the finest minds among us (Socrates, Giordano Bruno, Edison, Buckminster Fuller, etc.). Such experiences are reported daily to parapsychologists and have been experienced by such scientists as Dr. John Lilly and Carlos Castaneda. Dr. Kenneth Ring has attributed these phenomena to what he calls, very appropriately, "the extraterrestrial unconscious."

Dr. Leary suggests that circuit VIII is literally neuro-atomic - infra, supra and meta-physiological - a quantum model of consciousness and/or a conscious model of quantum mechanics by the turned-on physicists discussed previously (Prof. John Archibald Wheeler, Saul-Paul Sirag, Dr. Fritjof Capra, Dr. Jack Sarfatti, etc.) indicates strongly that the "atomic consciousness" first suggested by Leary in "The Seven Tongues of God" (1962) is the explanatory link which will unite parapsychology and paraphysics into the first scientific empirical experimental theology in history.

When the nervous system is turned on to this quantum-level circuit, space-time is obliterated. Einstein's speed-of-light barrier is transcended; in Dr. Sarfatti's metaphor, we escape "electromagnetic chauvinism." The contellignence within the quantum projection booth IS the entire cosmic "brain," just as the micro-miniaturized DNA helix IS the local brain guiding planetary evolution. As Lao-tse said from his own Circuit VIII perspective, "The greatest is within the smallest."

Circuit VIII is triggered by Ketamine, a neuro-chemical researched by Dr. John Lilly, which is also (according to a wide-spread but unconfirmed rumor) given to astronauts to prepare them for space. High doses of LSD also produce some circuit VIII quantum awareness.

This neuro-atomic contelligence is four mutations beyond terrestrial domesticity. (The current ideological struggle is between circuit IV tribal moralists-or-collectivists and circuit V hedonic individualists.) When our need for higher intelligence, richer involvement in the cosmic script, further transcendence, will no longer be satisfied by physical bodies, not even by immortal bodies hopping across space-time at Warp 9, circuit VIII will open a further frontier. New universes and realities. "Beyond theology: the science and art of Godmanship," as Alan Watts once wrote.

It is therefore possible that the mysterious "entities" (angels and extraterrestrials) monotonously reported by circuit VIII visionaries are members or races already evolved to this level. But it is also possible, as Leary and Sarfatti more recently suggest, that They are ourselves-in-the-future.

The left-lobe terrestrial circuits contain the learned lessons of our evolutionary past (and present). The right-lobe extraterrestrial circuits are the evolutionary script for out future.

Thus far, there have been two alternative explanations of why the Drug Revolution happened. The first is presented in a sophisticated way by anthropologist Weston LaBarre, and in an ignorant, moralistic way by most anti-drug propaganda in the schools and mass media. This explanation says, in essence, that millions have turned away from the legal DOWN drugs to illegal HIGH drugs because we are living in troubled times and many are seeking escape into fantasy.

This theory, at its best, only partially explains the ugliest and most publicized aspect of the revolution - the reckless drug abuse characteristic of the immature. It says nothing about the millions of respectable doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc., who have turned away from second circuit intoxication with booze to fifth circuit rapture with weed.

Nor does it account at all for the thoughtful, philosophical sixth circuit investigations of persons of high intelligence and deep sensibility, such as Aldous Huxley, Dr. Stanley Grof, Masters-Houston, Alan W. Watts, Carlos Castaneda, Dr. John Lilly and thousands of scientific and lay researchers on consciousness.

A more plausible theory, devised by psychiatrist Norman Zinberg out of the work of Marshall McLuhan, holds that modern electronic media have so shifted the nervous system's parameters that young people no longer enjoy "linear" drugs like alcohol and find meaning only in "non-linear" weed and psychedelics.

This is certainly part of the truth, but it is too narrow and overstresses TV and computers without sufficiently stressing the general techonological picture - the ongoing Science-Fiction Revolution of which the most significant aspects are Space Migration, Increased Intelligence and Life Extension, which Leary has condensed into his SMI²LE formula.

Space Migration plus Increased Intelligence plus Life Extension means expansion of humanity into all space-time. SM + I² + LE = infinity.

Without totally endorsing Charles Fort's technological mysticism ("It steam-engines when it comes steam-engine time"), it is obvious that the DNA metaprogram for planetary evolution is far wiser than any of our individual nervous systems - which are, in a sense, giant robots or sensors for DNA. Early science-fiction of brilliant writers like Stapledon, Clarke, Heinlein; Kubrick's 2001 - all were increasingly clear DNA signals transmitted through the intuitive right lobe of sensitive artists, preparing us for the extraterrestrial mutation.

It is scarcely coincidental that mainstream "literary" intellectuals - the heir of the Platonic-aristocratic tradition that a gentleman never uses his hands, monkeys with tools or learns a manual craft - despise both science-fiction and the dope culture. Nor is it coincidental that the WHOLE EARTH CATALOGS - created by Stewart Brand, a graduate of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters - are the New Testament of the rural drop-out culture, each issue bulging with tons of eco-technological information about all the manual, dextrous, gadgety know-how that Plato and his heirs consider fit only for slaves. Not surprisingly, Brand's latest publication, CO-EVOLUTION QUATERLY, has been devoted to publicizing Prof. Gerard O'Neill's space-habitat, L5.

Nor is it an accident that dopers seem to prefer science-fiction to any other reading, even including the extraterrestrial-flavored Hindu scriptures and occult-shamanic circuit VI-VIII trip-poets like Crowley and Hesse.

The circuit VI drugs may have contributed much to the metaprogramming consciousness that has led to sudden awareness of "male chauvinism" (women's liberationists), "species chauvinism" (ecology, Lilly's dolphin studies), "type-G star chauvinism" (Carl Sagan), even "oxygen chauvinism" (the CETI conference), etc. The imprinted tunnel-realities which identify one as "white-male-American-earthian" etc. or "black-female-Cuban" etc. are no longer big enough to enclose our exploding contelligence.

As TIME magazine said on November 26, 1973, "Within ten years, according to pharmacologists, they will have perfected pills and cranial electrodes of providing life-long bliss for everyone on Earth." The 1960s hysteria about weed and acid was just the overture to this fith circuit break-through. Nathan S. Kline, M.D., predicts real aphrodisiacs, drugs to speed up learning, drugs to foster or terminate any behavior. Those who were burned or jailed at the beginning of the Revolution of Outer Technology. Those who were jailed or beaten by cops in the 1960s were forerunners of the Revolution of Inner Technology.

STAR TREK is a better guide to the emerging reality than anything in the NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS. The life-support and denfense-system engineer, Scotty (circuit I), the emotional-sentimental Dr. McCoy (circuit II), the logical science officer Mr. Spock (circuit III) and the alternately paternalistic and romantic Captain Kirk (circuit IV) are perpetually voyaging through our future neurological history and encountering circuit V, VI, VII, and VIII intelligences, however crudely presented.

In short, the various levels of consciousness and circuits we have been discussing, and illustrating, are all biochemical imprints in the evolution of the nervous system. Each imprint creates a bigger tunnel-reality. In the Sufi metaphor, the donkey on the which we ride becomes a different donkey after each imprint. The metaprogrammer continually learns more and is increasingly able to be aware of itself operating. We are thus evolving to intelligence-studying-intelligence (the nervous system studying the nervous system) and are more and more capable of accelerating our own evolution.

Leary now symbolizes intelligence-studying-intelligence by the mark, I².

On the lower levels, you see with one "I," so to speak. On the higher levels, you see with many "I"s.

And space-time shifts from three Euclidean dimensions to non-Euclidean multi-dimesionality.


The grid of Circuits I and II creates four quadrants

The second, emotional-territorial circuit creates a two-dimensional social space in conjunction with first-circuit advance-retreat.
                                Dominance
                                    ^
         Area of Hostile Strength   |   Area of Friendly Strength
               (The Tyrant)         |       (The Good Parent)
         'I'm ok, you're not ok'    |      'I'm ok, you're ok'
         'I give the orders here!'  |      'It's safe out here'
                                    |
Retreat (-------------------------------------------------------) Advance
                                    |
         Area of Hostile Weakness   |   Area of Friendly Weakness
             (The Paranoid)         |   (The Dependent Neurotic)
       'I'm not ok, you're not ok'  |  'Please tell me what to do'
          'Mommy take me home'      |    'I'm not ok, you're ok'
                                    v
                                Submission

Notice that Hostile Strength (the tyrant) is inclined toward paranoid withdrawal; he must govern, but he is also afraid. Note also that the Dependent Neurotic is not in retreat at all; he or she advances upon you, demanding fulfillment of emotional 'needs' (imprints).

The four types identified by this model of the basic animal consciousness resemble Redfield's four control dramas of course since they describe the same meme.


Surrealist Painting "Le Viol" ("The Rape") 1934. by Rene Magritte (1898-1967)


Metaprogramming: the levels of the human biocomputer

A model based on the works of John Lilly.

The brain is a bio-computer; however, it can be metaprogrammed. The riddle lies in seeing what it computes, which is more than information. Unfortunately, the instruction manual is hidden.

Software Routines

Levels of Biocomputer Structure

  1. External Reality
  2. Body/Physical awareness
  3. Brain as Structure
  4. Brain's actions
  5. Programming
  6. Metaprogramming
  7. Ego Metaprogramming
  8. Self Metaprogramming
  9. Essence Metaprogramming
  10. Unknown?
by Steve Mizrach, aka Seeker1


The Nine Insights, by James Redfield
summary by Alan Atkisson (Aug/94)

#1. Feeling restless? You're not alone: Everybody's starting to look for more meaning in life. Start paying closer attention to those seemingly "Chance Coincidences" - strange occurrences that feel like they were meant to happen. They are actually synchronistic events, and following them will start you on your path to spiritual truth.

#2. Observe our culture within its proper historical context. The first half of the past millennium was spent under the thumb of the church; in the second half we became preoccupied with material comfort. Now, at the end of the twentieth century, we've exhausted that preoccupation. We're ready to discover life's ultimate purpose.

#3. Start to get acquainted with the subtle energy that infuses all things. With practice, you can learn to see the aura around any living being and to project your own energy around it to give it strength.

#4. An unconscious competition for energy underlies all conflicts. By dominating or manipulating others, we get the extra energy we think we need. Sure, it feels good - but both parties are damaged in the conflict.

#5. The key to overcoming conflict in the world is the mystical experience, which is available to everyone. To nurture the mystical and build your energy, allow yourself to be filled with a sense of love.

#6. Childhood traumas block our ability to fully experience the mystical. All humans, because of their upbringing, tend toward one of four control dramas:

Become aware of the family dynamics that created your control drama and you can focus on your essential question, which is how to make of your life a higher- level synthesis of your parents' lives.

#7. Once cleared of traumas, you can build energy through contemplation and meditation, focus on you basic life question, and start riding a steady stream of intuitions, dreams, and synchronistic coincidences, all guiding you in the direction of your own evolution and transformation.

#8. That evolution can't be done alone, so begin to practice the new "Interpersonal Ethic" by uplifting those who cross your path. Talk to people who make spontaneous eye contact with you. Avoid codependent relationships. Be there for people. Call attention to other people's control dramas. In groups, speak when the spirit (instead of the ego) moves you.

#9. Our purpose here is to evolve beyond this plane. Fewer people (a result of reproductive abstinence) and more old-growth forests will help us to sustain our energy and accelerate our evolution. Technology will do most of our work for us. As we begin to value spiritual insight more and more, we will pay those who bring it to us, and this will eventually replace the market economy and our need for paid employment. We can connect to God's energy in such a way that we will eventually become beings of light, and walk straight into heaven.

Alan Atkisson, New Age Journal, August, 1994


Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.


It's All About Programming Your Own Brain


The most successful form of treatment for so-called mental disorders, the Behavior Theory of Pavlov, Skinner, Wolpe, et al., could well be summarized in two similiar words: "Reinforce often." ("Reinforcement," for all practical purposes, means the same as the layman's term "reward." The essence of Behavior Therapy is rewarding desired behavior; the behavior "as if by magic" begins to occur more and more often as the rewards continue.)

Advertising, as everybody knows, is based on the axiom, "Repeat often."

If you are told often enough that "Budweiser is the king of beers," Budweiser will eventually taste somewhat better -- perhaps a great deal better -- than it tasted before this magick spell was cast. If a Behavior Therapist in the pay of the Communists rewards you every time you repeat a Communist slogan, you will repeat it more often, and begin to slide imperceptibly toward a Communist way of looking at the world. And if a Christian Scientist tells himself every day that his ulcer is going away, the ulcer will disappear more rapidly than it would have had he not subjected himself to this homemade advertising campaign.

All this, of course, is programming your own trip by manipulating appropriate clusters of word, sound, image and emotional energy. We all do this every day; even an action as simple as popping an "appropriate" CD into your stereo is programming your brain to a desired reality.

Brain picture Digital mind appliances, (like the one you're using right now) will make this easier and more effective for more people. This computer you're looking at, elegant as it is, is still a crude silicon extension of the even more elegant, richly bundled wetware biocomputer sealed behind your eyes, 4 billion years in the making.


Question Authority, Think for Yourself!


What if....

The whole human species is insane?


"Many thousands of years ago the first lunatic appeared. How or why he was produced I do not claim to know. People were natural and unarmored in those days: they still felt nature in themselves and around them. They had no concept of "mental illness"; they could not imagine it. When the first lunatic appeared, these simple, natural people could not understand that there was something wrong with him. They listened to his hallucinations and delusions and accepted these visions as reports from a higher world. There were fantasies of demons and flames such as schizophrenics still experience today. When such myths were believed, the delusions of the first lunatic were believed also. Many primary biological drives, such as humans have in common with all other animals, were called "Evil." In the attempt to repress these drives, muscular tensions and respiratory blocks developed; out of this armoring of the biological being, secondary drives of a perverted nature arose -- sadism and masochism. Further armoring was then created to contain these destructive forces. The human race became completely unnatural, robotic, emotionally plagued. The process has continued and worsened over the centuries. There is no political solution to the problem; no matter who is in power, the armoring continues and sadism and masochism continue. People do not know what they are doing, or what is going on around them. In order to oppose the emotional plague, people must first understand how they have been enslaved; in order to organize a jail-break, we must first realize we are in prison. Since we know none of these things, we continue acting out the fantasies of dead lunatics. We are mad, and we have the delusion that we are sane. We are robots, and have the delusion that we are free. We are obsessed, and have the delusion that we are scientific and rational. To state these facts bluntly is to insult the vanity of every man and woman on the planet, and to be denounced as a fanatic, an extremist, an anarchist. But if we are to have any chance of survival at all, at least one person must speak out frankly and tell the truth about the horror of the situation. No matter how it offends religious dogmas about free will, scientific dogmas about our own rationality, or political dogmas that the problem exists only in some other country full of bad people. The problem exists in each and every one of us. In your shallow breathing. In your tense muscles. In your anger at hearing the truth about yourselves. That is why I have been condemned again and again."

The views of Dr. Wilhelm Reich, as summarized in Robert Anton Wilson's musical play Wilhelm Reich in Hell. Dr. Reich, for those of you unfamiliar with his works, was an American sexologist who claimed to have 30 years worth of research proving the existence of a "life energy." In 1957, the U.S. Government arrested Dr. Reich, destroyed his laboratory, and had all his books and research papers burned in an incinerator.
No that is not a misprint.


Wilhelm Reich in Hell

a 2-act musical


Wilson's Introduction to the Falcon Press edition

As every schoolchild once knew -- back in the reactionary days when schoolchildren were expected to know something -- the U.S. Constitution ordains that there shall be "no laws" abridging freedom of speech or of the press. There is considerable internal evidence in the Constitution, and external evidence in the other writings of the authors of the Constitution, to support the contention that the creators of the Republic were versatile in their handling of language and very precise in their usage. One would assume that when they wrote "no laws" they meant "no laws." Nonetheless, the U.S. Supreme Court sits every year and determines, in various cases, if certain laws abridging freedom of speech and of the press are or are not in violation of the Constitution. As the late justice Hugo Black said sardonically on one occasion, the majority opinion of the Court appears to be that "no laws" means "some laws."
Like Justice Black, I am a plain blunt man and not sophisticated enough to understand the recondite arguments by which the Supreme Court has arrived at the opinion that "no laws" means "some laws." Justice Black said that his problem was that he was a simple farm-boy and "no laws" in English seemed to him to mean "no laws." I'm not sure what my problem is, but I also have the naïve view that "no laws" means "no laws."
It was with some horror, and considerable indignation, then, that I reacted to the news, in 1957, that the U.S. Government had seized all the scientific books and papers of Dr. Wilhelm Reich and burned them in an incinerator in New York City. This was only twelve years after the U.S. had fought a prolonged and bitter war against Nazi Germany and I had been raised on anti-Nazi propaganda in which the Nazi "crime against freedom" in burning books had been stressed as much as their crimes against humanity in killing people. I was astounded and flabbergasted that the U.S. government was imitating its former enemy to the extent of actually burning scientific papers it found heretical.
One result of all such Inquisitorial behavior, which Inquisitors never seem to expect even though it is historically predictable, is that some people get curious about books they are forbidden to read. I spent a lot of time, in 1957-58, hunting for people who owned copies of Dr. Reich's books and doing exactly what the Inquisitors had wished to prevent me from doing -- reading the verboten books and forming my own judgement on the validity or lack of validity in Dr. Reich's various theories.....

Let us consider the U.S. Congress for a moment. I have chosen this body, not with the satirical intent of exhibiting a Horrible Example and not with the Platonic intent of showing an Ideal Form, but with the empirical intent of looking at how persuasion actually operates in the normal world of ordinary experience.
A new bill is before Congress, and to avoid any prejudice on my part or the reader's, we will assume that this is a bill to distim the frammisgoshes. Since we know nothing about the frammisgoshes and cannot guess what effect distimming will have on them, we can consider this case with some objectivity.
Some Congressentities (I am trying to avoid the human chauvinism of writing "Congresspersons") will vote to distim the frammisgoshes because they have been bribed with money or with more intangible rewards. This is sad, but we all know it happens on occasion. For convenience, we will call this Argument by Self-Interest; it has the form
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because you will profit from it
Outside Congress, many people make important decisions on this basis. Although there is a great deal of "sincere" racism and sexism in the United States, there can be little doubt that the most outrageous racist and sexist institutions exist because certain persons are making a profit out of them; nobody who can pay Black or female workers half the salaries of white males is very eager to listen to arguments that conflict with this very potent Argument by Self-Interest.
Presumably, there would be hearings on an issue as important as the frammisgoshes and various interested parties would give testimony. Perhaps the Archbishop of Chicago, the Chief Rabbi of Los Angeles and the Celestial Yap of Cleveland will inform the legislators what the Catholic God, the Jewish God and Yog the Almighty think about distimming the frammisgoshes. In one sense, this is the classic form of Argument by Authority:
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because various well-known deities and divinities say so
Outside Congress, we also find many persons making decisions on this basis. Falwell hates homosexuals, for example, because the Old Testament god is on record for disliking that group.
Cynics will say that, since deities and divinities do not appear in person, this is not only Argument by Authority but also Argument by Imposture:

The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because certain witnesses declare that they have been informed that various deities and divinities have that opinion
In fact, there is also Argument by Intimidation involved here, since the Archbishop, Chief Rabbi and Celestial Yap control several million voters; so such testimony also includes Argument by Self-Interest:
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because you will lose the next election if they aren't distimmed
There will probably be expert legal testimony as well, and this amounts to Argument by Precedent:
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because a frammisgosh is like a farble and distimming is like gosketing and our ancestors always gosketed the farbles
Again, many people decide matters that way outside Congress as well as inside. The doctrine of eminent domain, which allows the government to steal anything it wants, is regarded with repugnance by most people, but lawyers say it is legal and proper, because government has been stealing things for a long time.
There will also be scientific evidence heard on such a socially important decision as frammisgoshes. Ideally, in accord with scientific method, this will take the form of Argument by Evidence:
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because in 186 studies, 66.34 percent of all frammisgoshes found undistimmed were also suffering from hangnail, poor school attendance and abuse of controlled substances
With what some will regard as incredible optimism, I assume that some Congressentities will examine this evidence and form their own opinions of whether the statistical techniques used really "prove" the conclusions alleged. With what some will regard as dark cynicism, I also assume that some Congressentities will not bother with that at all but will accept what they heard as another form of Argument by Authority:
The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because 186 scientists say so
Again, outside of Congress many people make decisions on the basis of scientific evidence, either because they understand it, or because they think it is another form of Argument by Authority and they are conditioned to accept whatever Authority tells them. That's why there are so many nuclear plants around these days.
There is also the Argument by Logic. This can sometimes be combined with scientific experiments and if the two mesh we have a "fit" of theory with fact and scientists are delighted. Pure Argument by Logic, however, does not require this experimental backup and only demands that the conclusions be reached by the game-rules of an abstract symbol system. In our hypothetical case, some witness might inform Congress:
All mome raths need to be distimmed
All frammisgoshes are mome raths.
Therefore, all frammisgoshes need to be distimmed.
This method of logic can lead to some remarkable results, and Lewis Carroll once employed it to demonstrate that some dowagers are thistles. It is for that reason that Pure Logic is in rather low repute in scientific circles thes days and a scientific proof is regarded as requiring not only logical coherence but experimental, sensory-sensual or instrumental verification in the space-time world of ordinary perception.
There is also the method of argument ad hominem, which consists of variations on "The frammisgoshes should be distimmed because the people who deny this are all sons of bitches." This is a favorite form of argument with demagogues and hysterics but it has no validity. E.g., even if it were proven that Darwin was a child molester or Einstein an axe-murderer, this one would not disprove their scientific theories which still have to be judged on empirical evidence.
The Argument of guilt-by-association is the Argument ad hominem one step removed and even more obviously invalid. This is the position which holds "the frammisgoshes should be distimmed because the leader of the anti-distimmation movement was seen at a saloon in 1957 where known Communists and Satanists were also drinking."
There do not appear to be any other methods of argument ever invented; what seem to be other methods generally turn out to be variations on these basic forms. For instance, "You better believe it or God or Allah or Yog or some other deity will throw you in Hell" is a combination of Argument by Self Interest and Argument by Intimidation. "You better believe it (or pretend to believe it) or you'll lose your job" is a secular equivalent of this combination of Self-Interest and Intimidation.
Einstein's equations are Argument by (Mathematical) Logic; the empirical confirmations of Relativity are Argument by Experiment; and the agreement of the two is a typical example of the synthesis of logical validity and sensory-sensual experience that science always seeks to find.
I believe that everything admirable in the modern world results form the use of Argument by Experiment together with Argument by Logic (without making an Idol of either), whereas everything heinous and terrible results from the persistence of the older habits of Arguments by Authority, Intimidation, Self-Interest and Legal Precedent, or the various forms of calling the other side sons of bitches. This logical-experimental bias in my thinking is as old-fashioned and almost quaint as my Jeffersonian notion that "no laws" means "no laws," and I realize that I sound like a reactionary to those New Age people who much prefer Authority (if it comes from the East), Intimidation (if it is called the politics of confrontation) and Self Interest (if it is called getting in touch with your real feelings)......


excerpt from Act I

(The scene: Wilhelm Reich is on trial in Hell. The trial looks in all respects like a 3-ring circus, complete with jugglers, acrobats, fire-eaters, etc. The prosecuting attorneys are the Marquis de Sade and Count von Sacher-Masoch, both of whom are dressed as clowns. The Ringmaster (Satan) presides as judge.
Early on in the trial, Dr. Reich introduced as evidence a Computer which continually monitors the growth of the worldwide nuclear weapons stockpile. The Computer emits an ear-splitting whistle every time there is an increment in firepower equivalent to the original Hiroshima bomb.....)

SADE: Why did you rebel against Freud?

REICH: (slowly) I rebelled against Freud because he was a coward.

The Computer whistles again.

SADE: A coward? The man who challenged all the taboos of his age?

REICH:He back-tracked, he evaded, he weaseled. He would not say flatly what his theories all implied.

The Computer whistles again.

SADE: (shouting over whistle) You mean he did not share your Utopian fantasies.

REICH:Look at the photos of him; look at that jaw.

The Computer whistles again.

REICH:Look at his expression, those clenched teeth. He was holding back -- and I tell you, all of you, that is why he got cancer of the jaw finally. He wouldn't speak what he knew. He held it in, behind those clenched teeth, until it killed him.

SADE: And what is the truth Freud dared not speak?

REICH:Everybody knows it by now. Look at the crime news on TV --

Computer whistles again.

REICH:or go into the emergency clinics and talk to the rape victims. Talk to the battered wives and the abused children. Our whole species is mad, emotionally plagued. We have been mad so long that every attempt to break out of the Trap just unleashes unconscious rage and increases the violence.

Computer whistles again.

REICH:We all know we're in the Trap, but nobody knows how to get out of it. We attack each other thinking that's the way out.

SADE: What? That is the truth Freud dared not speak? I thought he said all that in Civilization and its Discontents.

REICH:He would not say there was a way out of the Trap -- one way only --

SADE: Your way, of course.

REICH:The way I discovered, gradually, after many mistakes.

SADE: Which is?

REICH:Work on the breathing and the muscle tensions. And tell people frankly that there is no metaphysical Good and Evil in the human world any more than there is in the animal world or the chemical world or the physical world of gravity and mass.

SADE: Hedonistic materialism, in short. The permissive society.

REICH:Not permissiveness. Sanity. If a child is a nuisance, tell him so. Tell him his behavior is annoying. But never, never make a metaphysical moral issue out of it. Never, never say anything is sinful or wrong in a cosmic sense. Never pass on the lunacey, the Emotional Plague, that has come down to us from ages of superstition and barbarism.

SADE: A world without morals. Anarchy. That is what you mean?

REICH: It is not anarchy. It is what every person with an ounce of sanity knows. Nobody is to blame for anything. We are all in the mess together because our ancestors were mad and a mad society has passed on their repression from generation to generation.

SADE: And the things I did before I was brought here and cured? They were not Evil?

REICH: You enjoyed feeling Evil because it made you seem heroic. The humiliating truth, Marquis, is that you were merely ill.

SADE: And Hitler was merely ill?

REICH: That is the horror of the situation. We all know it by now, but we cannot remember. We repress it and go on blaming one another -- we forget what we know, because remembering it means remembering that we are robots, too -- that we have all been crippled in different ways by trying to live in the imaginary world of morals instead of the real world of nature.

SADE: So we just teach people how to breathe properly and relax their muscles and we will have Utopia?

REICH: No. I never said it was that easy. I said it was almost impossible, but we had to try, if there was to be any chance of survival at all. Removing the Emotional Plague is just like removing bubonic plague. It will take decades of work all over the world by thousands of specialists. But if we don't try --

Computer whistles again.

REICH: We must understand that every moral idea is strictly a hallucination. It creates guilt which creates muscular tension, which creates rage. That leads to further armoring, to hold the rage in. That leads to all the psychosomatic illnesses that orthodox medicine can't cure and to all the social pathologies around us. Rape. Child-beating. War.

Computer whistles again.

REICH: (excited, beginning to harangue) You compared me to Rousseau. Yes, in the Age of Reason, he had to recreate the myth of Eden again; he called it the Noble Savage. A hundred years later, Marx had to recreate it: he called it the primitive matriarchy, before private property. Eden is always recreated, because we know there is a natural grace and a natural way of life we have lost. We lost it through the invention of Good and Evil. As soon as we believed we were sinners, the Trap closed on us. We accepted the sin and punished ourselves. Or we projected the sin outward and punished scapegoats.

Computer whistles again.

REICH: (rage bursting through) Masochism or sadism -- those were the only choices once we believed in Good and Evil, once we believed in Sin. We are animals. We are no more guilty than a dog, a cat, a horse, a chipmunk. Everybody has known it since Darwin. But we are still in the Trap.

SADE: You really hate the Morality that caused you to kill your parents.

REICH: It is causing the whole human race to kill its children! We cannot see what we are doing. We have been robbed blind by our damned Morality.

SADE turns away sharply.

SADE: Your Almightiness, the prosecution rests. We believe it is obvious, out of his own mouth, that the defendant is a menace to civilization as we know it.

REICH: Wait! Do you know why that moment in nature is so precious, that moment of peace and oneness?

RINGMASTER: The defendant will not speak at this time.

REICH: It is a moment beyond Good and Evil!

RINGMASTER: You can argue that later. Fifteen minute recess. Then we will hear the case for the defense. (He rises)

The Computer whistles three times rapidly.

MASOCH: All rise!

Houselights up. As audience starts to leave, REICH begins addressing them.

REICH: Listen to me a moment! That moment of peace, that moment in Nature, beyond Good and Evil -- that is the essence of us. Our core. Our true selves. We normally never feel it because --

RINGMASTER: Clear the Court!

REICH: because our muscles hold it down. Our muscles are chronically tense, it is so chronic that we never notice it. We only notice the peace when on a rare moment the tension relaxes. What do you think the Drug Culture is all about? Relaxing the muscular armor, getting rid of that tension for a few hours, or a few moments.

ACROBATS go down into the audience and persuade people to leave. They are very polite, like well-trained policemen, and become very threatening (in a polite way) with those unwilling to leave while REICH is still talking.

REICH: We are diseased -- dis-eased. We have lost touch with natural feeling. When the Life Force tries to break through the muscular armor, it gets deflected, I say, and comes out dis-eased and violent. That's why all political revolutions fail. That's why there are no political solutions. That's why

RINGMASTER: Silence the defendant.

MASOCH and SADE "beat" REICH with bladders again and drag him offstage right.

REICH: (as he goes) You can't feel naturally. You can't see what you are doing, or what is being done around you. You are robots. Robots. All of you. All of you.

Curtain.


Excerpts from

``Never Whistle While You're Pissing''

by Hagbard Celine

From the Illuminatus! Trilogy

Seventh Trip, or Netzach (the SNAFU Principle)

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.


Appendix Teth: Hagbard's Booklet

" I once overheard two botanists arguing over a Damned Thing that had blasphemously sprouted in a college yard. One claimed that the Damned Thing was a tree and the other claimed that it was a shrub. They each had good scholary arguments, and they were still debating when I left them. The world is forever spawning Damned Things- things that are neither tree nor shrub, fish nor fowl, black nor white- and the categorical thinker can only regard the spiky and buzzing world of sensory fact as a profound insult to his card-index system of classifications. Worst of all are the facts which violate "common sense", that dreary bog of sullen prejudice and muddy inertia. The whole history of science is the odyssey of a pixilated card- indexer perpetually sailing between such Damned Things and desperately juggling his classifications to fit them in, just as the history of politics is the futile epic of a long series of attempts to line up the Damned Things and cajole them to march in regiment.

Every ideology is a mental murder, a reduction of dynamic living processes to static classifications, and every classification is a Damnation, just as every inclusion is an exclusion. In a busy, buzzing universe where no two snow flakes are identical, and no two trees are identical, and no two people are identical- and, indeed, the smallest sub-atomic particle, we are assured, is not even identical with itself from one microsecond to the next- every card-index system is a delusion. "Or, to put it more charitably," as Nietzsche says, "we are all better artists than we realize." It is easy to see that label "Jew" was a Damnation in Nazi Germany, but actually the label "Jew" is a Damnation anywhere, even where anti-Semitism does not exist. "He is a Jew," "He is a doctor," and "He is a poet" mean, to the card indexing centre of the cortex, that my experience with him will be like my experience with other Jews, other doctors, and other poets. Thus, individuality is ignored when identity is asserted. At a party or any place where strangers meet, watch this mechanism in action. Behind the friendly overtures there is wariness as each person fishes for the label that will identify and Damn the other. Finally, it is revealed: "Oh, he's an advertising copywriter," "Oh, he's an engine-lathe operator." Both parties relax, for now they know how to behave, what roles to play in the game. Ninety-nine percent of each has been Damned; the other is reacting to the 1 percent that has been labeled by the card-index machine.

Certain Damnations are socially and intellectually necessary, of course. A custard pie thrown in a comedian's face is Damned by the physicist who analyzes it according to the Newtonian laws of motion. These equations tell us we want to know about the impact of the pie on the face, but nothing about the human meaning of pie-throwing. A cultural anthropologist, analyzing the social function of the comedian as shaman, court jester, and king's surrogate, explains the pie-throwing as a survival of the Feast of Fools and the killing of the king's double. This Damns the subject in another way. A psychoanalyst, finding an Oedipal castration ritual here, has performed a third Damnation, and the Marxist, seeing an outlet for the worker's repressed rage against the bosses, performs a fourth. Each Damnation has its values and uses, but is nonetheless a Damnation unless its partial and arbitrary nature is recognized. The poet, who compares the pie in the comedian's face with Decline of the West or his own lost love, commits a fifth Damnation, but in this case the game element and the whimsicality of the symbolism are safely obvious. At least, one would hope so; reading the New Critics occasionally raises doubts on this point.

Human society can be structured either according to the principle of authority or according to the principle of liberty. Authority is a static social configuration in which people act as superiors and inferiors: a sado- masochistic relationship. Liberty is a dynamic social configuration in which people act as equals: an erotic relationship. In every interaction between people, either Authority or Liberty is the dominant factor. Families, churches, lodges, clubs and corporations are either more authoritarian than libertarian or more libertarian than authoritarian. It becomes obvious as we proceed that the most pugnacious and intolerant form of authority is the State, which even today dares to assume absolutism which the church itself has long ago surrendered and to enforce obedience with the Church's old and shameful Inquisition. Every form of authoritarianism is, however, a small "State," even if it has a membership of only two. Freud's remark to the effect that the delusion of many men is religion can be generalized: The authoritarianism of one man is crime and the authoritarianism of many is State. Benjamin Tucker wrote quite accurately:
Aggression is simply another name for government. Aggression, invasion, government are interchangeable terms. The essence of government is control, or the attempt to control. He who attempts to control another is a governor, an aggressor, an invader; and the nature of such invasion is not changed, whether it be made by one man upon another man, after the manner of the ordinary criminal, or by one man upon all other men, after the manner of an absolute monarch, or by all other men upon one man, after the manner of a modern democracy.
Tucker's use of the word "invasion" is remarkably precise, considering that he wrote more than fifty years before the basic discovery of ethology. Every act of authority is, in fact, an invasion of the psychic and physical territory of another.

Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and folly. The entire web of culture and "progress," everything on earth that is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifestation of some man's refusal to bow to Authority. We would own no more, know no more, and be no more than the first apelike hominids if it were not for the rebellious, the recalcitrant, and the intransigent. As Oscar Wilde truly said, "Disobedience was man's Original Virtue."

The human brain, which loves to read descriptions of itself as the universe's most marvelous organ of perception, is an even more marvelous organ of rejection. The naked facts of our economic game are easily discoverable and undeniable once stated, but conservatives- who are usually individuals who profit every day of their lives from these facts- manage to remain oblivious to them or to see them through a very rose-tinted lens. (Similarly, the revolutionary ignores the total testimony of history about the natural course of revolution, through violence, to chaos, back to the starting point.)

We must remember that thought is abstraction. In Einstein's metaphor, the relationship between a physical fact and our mental reception of that fact is not like the relationship between beef and beef-broth, a simpler extraction and condensation; rather, as Einstein goes on, it is like the relationship between our overcoat and the ticket given us when we check our overcoat. In other words, human perception involves coding even more than crude sensing. The mesh of language, or of mathematics, or of a school of art, or of any system of human abstracting, gives to our mental constructs the structure, not of the original fact, but of the symbol system into which it is coded, just as a map-maker colors a nation purple not because it is purple but because his code demands it. But every code excludes certain things, blurs other things, and overemphasizes still other things. Nijinski's celebrated leap through the window at the climax of 'Le Spectre d'une Rose' is best coded in the ballet notation system used by choreographers; verbal language falters badly in attempting to conveying; painting or sculpture could capture totally the magic of one instant, but one instant only, of it; the physicist's equation, Force = Mass X Acceleration, highlights one aspect of it missed by all these other codes, but loses everything else about it. Every perception is influenced, formed, and structured by habitual coding habits- mental game habits- of the perceiver.

All authority is a function of coding, of game rules. Men have arisen again and again armed with pitchforks to fight armies with cannon; men have also submitted docilely to the weakest and most tottery oppressors. It all depends on the extent to which coding distorts perception and conditions the physical (and mental) reflexes.

It seems at first glance that authority could not exist at all if all men were cowards or if no men were cowards, but flourishes as it does because most men are cowards and some men are thieves. Actually, the inner dynamics of cowardice and submission on the one hand and of heroism and rebellion on the other are seldom consciously realized either by the ruling class or the servile class. Submission is identified not with cowardice but with virtue, rebellion not with heroism but with evil. To the Roman slave-owners, Spartacus was not a hero and the obedient slaves were not cowards; Spartacus was a villain and the obedient slaves were virtuous. The obedient slaves believed this also. The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.

If authority implies submission, liberation implies equality; authority exist when one man obeys another, and liberty exists when men do not obey other men. Thus, to say that authority exists is to say that class and caste exis, that submission and inequality exist. To say the liberty exists is to that classlessness exists, to say that brotherhood and equality exist. Authority, by dividing men into classes, creates dichotomy, disruption, hostility, fear, disunion. Liberty, by placing men on an equal footing, creates association, amalgamation, union, security. When the relationships between men are based on authority and coercion, they are driven apart; when based on liberty and non-aggression, they are drawn together. The facts are self-evident and axiomatic. If authoritarianism did not possess the in-built, preprogrammed double-bind structure of a Game Without End, men would long ago have rejected it and embraced libertarianism. The usual pacifist complaint about war, that young men are led to death by old men who sit at home manning beaurocrats' desks and taking no risks themselves, misses the point entirely. Demands that the old should be drafted to fight their own wars, or that the leaders of the warring nations should be sent to the front lines on the first day of battle, etc., are aimed at an assumed "sense of justice" that simply does not exist. To the typical submissive citizen of authoritarian society, it is normal, obvious and "natural" that he should obey older and more dominant males, even at the risk of his life, even against his own kindred, and even in causes that are unjust or absurd.

"The Charge of the Light Brigade"- the story of a group of young males led to their death in a palpably idiotic situation and only because they obeyed a senseless order without stopping to think- has been, and remains, a popular poem, because unthinking obedience by young males to older males is the most highly prized of all conditioned reflexes within human, and hominid, societies.

The mechanism by which authority and submission are implanted in the human mind is coding of perception. That which fits into the code is accepted; all else is Damned to being ignored, brushed aside, unnoticed, and- if these fail- it is Damned to being forgotten. A worse form of Damnation is reserved for those things which cannot be ignored. These are daubed with the brain's projected prejudices until, encrusted beyond recognition, they are capable of being fitted into the system, classified, card-indexed, buried. This is what happens to every Damned Thing which is too prickly and sticky to be excommunicated entirely. As Josiah Warren remarked, "It is dangerous to understand new things too quickly." Almost always, we have not understood them. We have murdered them and mummified their corpses.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of "monopoly in the means of production." Since man extends his nervous system though channels of communication like the written word, the telephone, radio, etc., he who controls these media controls part of the nervous system of every member of society. The contents of these media become part of the contents of every individual's brain.

Thus in preliterate societies taboos on spoken word are more numerous and more Draconic than at any more complex level of social organisation. With the invention of written speech -- hieroglyphic, ideographic, or alphabetical -- the taboos are shifted to this medium; there is less concern with what people say and more concern with what people write. (Some of the fist societies to achieve literacy, such as Egypt and the Mayan culture of ancient Mexico, evidentially kept a knowledge of hieroglyphs a religious secret which only the higher orders of the priestly and royal families were allowed to share.) The same process repeats endlessly: Each step forward in the technology of communication is more heavily tabooed than the earlier steps. Thus, in America today (post-Lenny Bruce), one seldom hears of convictions for spoken blasphemy or obscenity; prosecution of books still continues, but higher courts increasingly interpret the laws in a liberal fashion, and most writer feel fairly confident that they can publish virtually anything; movies are growing almost as decentralised as books, although the fight is still heated in this area; television, the newest medium, remains encased in neolithic taboo. (When the TV pundits committed le`se majeste after an address by the then Dominant Male, a certain Richard Nixon, one of his lieutenants quickly informed them they had over stepped, and the whole tribe -- except for the dissident minority -- cheered for the reassertion of tradition.) When a more efficient medium arrives, the taboos on television will decrease.


Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.


Love is the law, love under will.

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